The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if memek I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the bokep next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or crot sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, memek and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. bokeh And porn when a woman is genuinely porn aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, memek crot she’s far more likely to porn gently crot sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors porn regularly confessed to faking memek orgasms. bokeh It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in porn hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared porn that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a bokep woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that bokeh memek her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a bokep certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women crot were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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