The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin crot Quarter where I was kept awake all night by memek a woman in a memek nearby crot room memek screeching so loudly that I wondered if I memek should offer to perform bokep an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French bokeh word crot for porn bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the bokeh next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most bokeh women know and crot all men bokep dread – the louder the cry memek of ecstasy, bokeh bokep the crot greater the memek chance the orgasm is being porn faked. In bokeh other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, memek bokep and bokep sex as genuine bokep intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts bokep her bokep partner and bokeh is not memek fearing for bokep crot a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently porn sigh and bokeh moan than shriek bokep like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In bokep my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel bokeh happy, crot while conserving their energy for memek porn crot bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the crot conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central memek Lancashire. bokeh They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, crot and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, memek bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a bokeh demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn memek , porn where loud always equals bokeh better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned bokep out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing. bokeh

bokep Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the bokeh most likely reason women were noisy memek during sex – based on observation memek of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep bokep I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then memek men should take heed: memek the bokeh best sex may just be the quietest.


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